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Outrage

• Breastfeeding critics and advocates are giving the breastfeeding mom from TIME Magazine a hard time for popping a tit into her three-year-old’s mouth. Look, do you want that kid to be popular in school or not. Because I can assure you, there’s a a good chance he’ll be the only kid who’ll have gotten to second base in his preschool.
• The adoption community is up in arms over The Avengers joke where Black Widow points out that Loki’s “killed 80 people in two days” causing Thor to reply, “he’s adopted.” They want an apology and whine about the stereotype that adopted kids have  ”a pathos that turns them bad or hurts people.” First of all, the joke wasn’t even about that. It was more about Thor wanting to distance himself from Loki not that Loki was inherently bad because he was adopted. It’s like when your friend does something stupid and you say to everyone around you, “I don’t know him.” Second of all, I’ve seen Problem Child. I know how these kids are. Pure evil!
• Reese Witherspoon’s dad is being accused of bigamy by his first wife. This is confusing.

Haha

• Biff Tannen of Back to the Future fame has a business card that answers everyone’s annoying questions about Back to the Future.
• In disturbing news of the day, Bethenny Frankel made out with The Situation. People still trying to decide who was the step down for the other.
• Chris Brown’s girlfriend’s new “promise” pinky swear tattoo isn’t on her pinky and it’s just a rip-off of Rihanna’s “Shh…” tattoo. Karrueche Tran, you’re doing it wrong.
• This is why you don’t take group prom pictures on a pier.

Girls, Girls, Girls

• Penelope Cruz wraps her cleavage in gold in Harper’s Bazaar. (Site sNSFW)
• Katy Perry goes all goth for the NARM Awards. Will slit her wrists with a butter knife if you say anything about it.
• Emma Roberts prefers the short shorts.

Watch

• Patrice Wilson, the producer of Rebecca Black’s Friday, has a new followup that takes place on Saturday called H.A.P.P.Y. It’s just as terrible.
• As a tribute to Mother’s Day, here’s all the advice given by TV moms.
• Japan makes the most realistic wiggling robo-butt.
• More photos from Prometheus.